Shave Quotes – City of Quotes

Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’

Mitch Hedberg

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I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don’t shave that often.

Andrew Luck

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don’t shave that often.

Andrew Luck

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I have to shave every day. If I don’t, it’s sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me – but I’m a crazy person so maybe that’s why.

Brittany Snow

I have to shave every day. If I don’t, it’s sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me – but I’m a crazy person so maybe that’s why.

Brittany Snow

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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Adlai Stevenson I

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Adlai Stevenson I

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I’d really like to shave my hair off and get a bit more hard-edged.

Richard Madden

I’d really like to shave my hair off and get a bit more hard-edged.

Richard Madden

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I used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant had one.

Paul Rudd

I used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant had one.

Paul Rudd

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My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave my head, then it’s time to ball.

Chauncey Billups

My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave my head, then it’s time to ball.

Chauncey Billups

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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Drew Carey

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I’m very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.

Chrissy Teigen

I’m very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.

Chrissy Teigen

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I secretly want to shave my head.

Zendaya

I secretly want to shave my head.

Zendaya

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I won’t wear fur – never, ever. I’m an animal lover. I wouldn’t even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs.

Bonnie Hunt

I won’t wear fur – never, ever. I’m an animal lover. I wouldn’t even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs.

Bonnie Hunt

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If it’s the right role, yes, of course, I would shave my head, but I don’t know what role that would be. I’m still very attached to the hair.

Madelaine Petsch

If it’s the right role, yes, of course, I would shave my head, but I don’t know what role that would be. I’m still very attached to the hair.

Madelaine Petsch

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If you wonder why a man would shave before spending all day in his bass boat, you have never seen an angler’s face projected in high-def on the JumboTron at a Classic weigh-in.

Steve Rushin

If you wonder why a man would shave before spending all day in his bass boat, you have never seen an angler’s face projected in high-def on the JumboTron at a Classic weigh-in.

Steve Rushin

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#shave 13

Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don’t shave that often.

I have to shave every day. If I don’t, it’s sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me – but I’m a crazy person so maybe that’s why.

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

I’d really like to shave my hair off and get a bit more hard-edged.

I used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant had one.

My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave my head, then it’s time to ball.

The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I’m very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.

I secretly want to shave my head.

I won’t wear fur – never, ever. I’m an animal lover. I wouldn’t even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs.

If it’s the right role, yes, of course, I would shave my head, but I don’t know what role that would be. I’m still very attached to the hair.

If you wonder why a man would shave before spending all day in his bass boat, you have never seen an angler’s face projected in high-def on the JumboTron at a Classic weigh-in.